GIB.

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 01/11/2017 at 22:38 • Filed to: None

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I want it.

Although I still Thing the name “gran coupe” is stupid, call it a liftback. And it has 4 doors so by their own definition it should be a 3 series. BMW nomenclature is confusing.

Amoore100 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/11/2017 at 22:40

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Now, now, we can’t all have what we want in life now can we?

CB > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/11/2017 at 22:42

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The only BMW I think I’d like is a 340i with all the goodies - especially the M ones.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CB 01/11/2017 at 22:43

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But the liftback yo.

Nibbles > CB 01/11/2017 at 22:45

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I think I’d be okay with an M2, if only there was an option to delete the iPad off the dash.

CB > Nibbles 01/11/2017 at 22:47

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CB > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/11/2017 at 22:48

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Counterpoint: meh.

E90M3 > Nibbles 01/11/2017 at 22:49

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Nah, every BMW sold in the US seems to have screen. This was taken in a 228i loaner I had.

Nibbles > E90M3 01/11/2017 at 22:50

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/11/2017 at 22:58

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If that gets you mad, don’t look at the A-Class Shooting Brake.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > CB 01/11/2017 at 23:07

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Wait. What’s the 3 series? I though the 4 is the old 3 and the 3 went away.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Amoore100 01/11/2017 at 23:28

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Two cars from a brand that is currently ranked lower than Audi in reliability and overall satisfaction?

Amoore100 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/11/2017 at 23:37

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Does it look like I fuckin care? Now get out of here and stop shitting all over other people’s opinions and do something more productive.

Edit: Also, I think we can all agree that some part of the engineering that went into your prized Fiesta came from Ford’s work with Volvo and Mazda on the P1/C1/BK so do please think next time before you unreasonably condemn things you don’t like. I’m not out there protesting because Trump’s our next president, so you better not go around telling people to not consider things they like.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/11/2017 at 23:40

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Join me!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 01/11/2017 at 23:41

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I will, as soon as I make 20,000 dollars a year more than I do.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/11/2017 at 23:42

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That look good. And I do no like the looks of the A class or GLA.

CB > Amoore100 01/11/2017 at 23:47

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May have gone a smidge too far there, bud. What’s up?

Amoore100 > CB 01/12/2017 at 00:01

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Nothing, just Jordan has a unseasonable hatred for Volvos that must be voiced all over the place in order to seem all hoity toity or something; I mean, I hate many things with a passion but I do try not to blow it in the face of others who happen to like or enjoy that particular thing. I guess it’s been a long week and my fuse for bullshit is coming down to a thread. I do apologize for and ask that you please excuse anything inappropriate, as always my intention is meant to be lighthearted and considerate to others (and expect them to do the same).

E92M3 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/12/2017 at 00:20

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Just call it a 430 sedan. While I think it looks better than the 3 series, I don’t understand the business logic of having 2 cars that are this similar under 1 brand.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/12/2017 at 00:28

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... I wanted a 330i xDrive, tho.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/12/2017 at 00:31

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I can’t tell if the CLA-Class Shooting Brake is attractive or not.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/12/2017 at 00:50

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Like I told CB. Lifback bro

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/12/2017 at 01:35

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yes but 330i tho

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential 01/12/2017 at 01:46

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Looks good to me

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > E92M3 01/12/2017 at 01:48

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Well the 330 sedan is a sedan with a trunk, and more rear headroom. 430 gran coup has less head room and a liftback arguably a more attractive roof line.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > Nibbles 01/12/2017 at 04:01

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Agreed

The iDrive and screen are another total PITA that someone else decided everyone wants and needs (hint: NOT!)

btw BMW — my cellphone has better voice-guided nav and is updated in real time UNLIKE SOME GERMAN CARMAKERS’ NAV SYSTEMS. Plus, it can be turned off and out totally out of sight.

Worst is, not only can you not opt out of the screen or fold it out of sight, you can’t even turn it off until further notice. Everytime you start the engine or go over a bump you hafta masturbate the damned knob and take eyes and attention off the road to choose “Turn Off Control Display”

Arrggh!!

(rant over, with HT to owners who actually like their iDrives)

Tazio, Count Fouroff > CB 01/12/2017 at 04:04

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Can I borrow please?